Yuri
- Hey, hey, wait a minute. The sign said "Ladies Restroom". We can't go in there!
- How is this possible? I must be the first person in history to be flushed down the toilet!
- Oh yeah, I remember, I went one on one with a toilet bowl.
- Can it be that a prince on a white horse is coming to rescue me? (about Conrad)
- As long as it is about me, I don't care what kind of trash talk he throws around. But when he insults my mother, he crosses the line. (about Wolfram)
- M-M-Marry? To him? I'm engaged to a guy? And I'm the one who proposed? (to Günter)
- You mean dropping or picking up a knife, even a butter knife is a challenge to a duel? What kind of nut job came up with a crazy rule like that?
- That means you're like 20% responsible for every bullies in town hassling me with the whole "Yuri is short for urine" thing my whole life. (to Conrad)
- Oh, I see. You know I think I'm feeling my inferiority complex growing by the minute. (to Wolfram)
- The people here have the funkiest names. Straight out of dorky adventure game.
- What's going on? All of you guys suddenly look like you need to go to the bathroom. (to Wolfram)
- Boy, I sure am relieved, too. Now I finally understand how the men in the action movies feel, when they break down and hug. (to Conrad)
- It's like the Titanic! We must hit a giant iceberg.
- Island of dreams? Get real. I have more joyable nightmares.
- So, all I gotta do is go over there butt-naked and grab Melgib? Fine, I'll do it.
- You can't expect me to take innocent lives in any quantity. Even if they're Yankees fans.
- Oh man, Morgif, don't go putting strange thing in your mouth. Didn't your mother teaches you that? You spit it out right now. (to his sword, Morgif)
- You put him to work even when he's dead? What a job. (about the 1st Demon King)
Demon King Yuri
- You're a pig headed fool, who would trample a pretty flower as though it was nothing but a lowly worm. (to Wolfram)
- Normally, it's not my nature to threaten or kill, but I won't have any pity this time. I'll send you down a path of evil to make your own hell.
- Justice be done!
Günter
- I'm so sorry, the naughtiest most irresponsible image just flash through my mind! I must go clear my head.
- In accordance with our kingdom's ancient ritual, you've just asked for his hand. (to Yuri)
- Slapping one's opponent's left cheek with the palm of your hand is the act of proposing marriage among aristocrats.
- I would gladly become a horse for the pleasure of being named by His Majesty.
Wolfram
- How do you expect me to focus on battle if I'm embarrass to death? (to Yuri)
- How could you do it? Dance with a woman behind my back. (to Yuri)
- Now listen, you think you're cute and maybe you're actually are, but being cute doesn't make it okay for you to be unfaithful. (to Yuri)
- Hey! And stay away from young ladies and handsome men! You dog. (to Yuri)
Conrad
- Gwendal is usually the guinea pig.
- Ugh, I have never witness such a messy magic spell.
- There is really nothing to be afraid of Your Highness. Gwendal won't eat you.
Gwendal
- Why in the world must I be forced to kiss Günter? It's sheer madness!
Celi
- And he was a hot hunk of stuff. (about Conrad's father)
- You haven't change. You're the splitting image of me. All the men here must be lusting after you. (to Wolfram)
Group
- Wolfram: I'm not really into having men lust after me.
- Celi: You mean boys these days aren't into that?
- Wolfram: Well, I'm not.
- Wolfram: What a wimp. You can't even ride a horse.
- Yuri: Don't call me a wimp.
- Yuri: Conrad, help me. Make them stop.
- Conrad: Yuri, you're too hot in this world. There is nothing I can do for you.
- Wolfram: They won't want to take your life away because you're too good-looking to kill.
- Yuri: Well, you better not fight them either. You're a gazillion times cuter than me anyway.
- Wolfram: And why are you taking your clothes off? (to Yuri)
- Günter: Oh my
- Celi: Oh dear
- Gwendal: Oh please
- Günter: I had no idea that knitting was your hobby.
- Gwendal: It's not a hobby! I do it to sharpen my concentration.
